Dirty Sexy Funny Gemini

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Gemini, have you been looking for love (or sex) in all the wrong places, people or zodiac signs? Do you wish you knew how to seduce that passionate Scorpio you’ve had your eye on? Want to get a serious Capricorn out of the boardroom and into your bedroom? What to do to get a Leo to stop admiring himself in front of the mirror and to check out your curves? You first need to know if any of them are even a match for you or a big waste of time. And just how do you do that? Well, there’s a formula for almost everything in life, and that’s just what my book Dirty, Sexy, Funny Astrology, co-authored with Jenny McCarthy, provides for you. Think of it as a roadmap to finding the one, or a few, who will rock your world!

This is an excerpt about you, Gemini! Who’s the hottest for you! The great one-night stands! And the ones you need to avoid at all costs! It may just be what the doctor ordered for anyone in the single scene, as well as those couples who want, or need, to spice up a ho-hum sex life!

For those who would like to learn more about Gemini or any other sign, especially your own, order your own copy on Amazon!


Gemini – The Communicator

May 21-June 21
The Gemini intellect comes to play in matters of the bedroom. They are sexually curious and well informed about erotica. Straight missionary positions don’t do it for them. They love talking, so talking dirty is high on their list. Someone less verbal may be shocked by the seductive words and demands coming from a Gemini!

What Gemini Is All About:

Witty and imaginative! That fits me to a tee. I can keep people entertained for hours with my witty banter, because talking is my thing, to anyone, about anything. If there’s a lull in the conversation and no one knows what to talk about next, I can just make something up on the spot, and we’re off and running again.
I’m a paradox. One minute, I’m as graceful as Grace Kelly at her peak, and the next, I’m down in the trenches talking dirty with the best of them. Some think these changes are mood swings, but they’re just part of my dual personality. My symbol is The Twins after all! Okay, I can feel the skepticism, you’re thinking split personality or a whole mess of “crazy”, but you have to know me to really get it.
It’s hard to pin me down or make me follow the rules. I’m very independent and do what I want to. I have to have my freedom and be free to express myself; it’s critical for my mental health and stability. I won’t be controlled, or let anyone be my dictator. A free spirit, that’s what I am.
Everything has to be fast paced around me; too much monotony and I get so bored. That’s why I have to change things up and keep it interesting. I’m putting my roman- tic interests on notice. If you want to keep me around, you gotta have some new moves and keep it fresh. And you can’t be the jealous type. I confess to having a wandering eye, but I really, really try to not act on it when I’m in a relationship. I’d love to say a committed relationship, but that’s a tough one for me.
What I really like is talking dirty while having sex. So if you’re into that, you could be a keeper, the one to keep me on my toes and keep my wandering eye from going past the bedroom. But if you aren’t a match for me at the sexy talk, I’ll just have to find someone who is. So sad, but true!

Who Gets Them Hot And Not So Much:

Hottest Sex: Aries, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius
One Night Stand (or Two): Gemini, Virgo, Scorpio
Not So Much: Taurus, Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces

Erogenous Zone:

The arm, from the top of the shoulder to the tips of the fingers, and anywhere in between. Start at the palm and fingers of the hand. Alternate between soft kisses and light circular caresses with your fingertips. Then work your way up the inner arm until you reach the armpit! Your Gemini lover will be quivering with anticipation!

Sex Position:

Gemini likes variety and to mix it up. A fave is the semi-seated, knees up facing each other, leaning back on those hands and elbows! Gemini’s biggest fetishes are sex at super-sonic speed and quick-witted bantering.

Gemini Celebrity And Dirty, Sexy, Funny:

Andy Cohen:
During an interview with Beverly Hills Real Housewife, Lisa Vanderpump, on Watch What Happens Live, Lisa got the chance to ask Andy about his sex life, no holds barred! When she asked him about the last time he had sex with a woman, Andy replied with an emphatic “never”, and that he was a Gold-Star gay. He did admit to “fooling” around with some women, but had never done the deed with any. When asked why he hadn’t ever given women a real chance, he said he just liked men too much. He did, however, think being in a threesome with another man and woman could be interesting.

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  1. Elizabeth says:

    Love it!

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